I like when my Friday is on like a Wednesday and all the pubs are empty. Go enjoy a happy hour and have whole place to myself

I would too, in their position. Fucking why not? It’s maga

How I see people who don’t follow my exact prescribed advice that I came up with without knowing the situation

Joe Rogan POPPED like a balloon!

Thinking about this diva styling his beard in his room so he can set parts of it on fire before he walks out into a gun fight

“Fuck me yourself, coward” energy

Well played, milord