

i came for the memes, i stayed for the double entendres


i came for the memes, i stayed for the double entendres


no worries. they all float.
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my first thought was “do koreans really stuff their face like that all the time…i thought that was a usa thing.” yes i’m old
remember when ‘romphims’ were the head-scratching “kids these days…” goofy shit of the day?
and just like that… people aren’t talking about the epstein files anymore


refs unpersons; doubleplusungood; rectify
lol no one wants to go up and tell him to fix his sleeve and straighten his tie


why is it so hard for so many people to not be a fucking scumbag
pretty much. and then they wonder why they can’t get a date
lol i never noticed that kif (kip?) stays terrified while the two knuckleheads are like sweeeet
imagine being such a tough guy that you have to lash out at women who make you feel even less manly than you already are


violet posts are instantly recognizable without looking at the username


i am also occasionally guilty of operating on the assumption that anything about maga voters makes any sense whatsoever


it wasn’t the pedophilia, the raping, the fraud, the tens of thousands of lives, the pornstar hush money, “grab’em by the pussy,” “suckers and losers,” the support for genocide and pointless bullshit iran war–no, it was the ai jesus pic that pushed them over the edge…
old isn’t bad. unless you’re a boomer. then it might be bad
yep. i spent way more time than i’m willing to admit trying to find the actual name of that meme and finally gave up. thank you.
this is why they oppose developing critical thinking in public education. believe what you’re told to believe, do what you’re told to do.
science, facts, evidence all have a liberal bias, therefore the only choice is to support pedophile rapist fascist, because…he hates minorities just like his supporters do
its because we’re living in a simulation written by chatgpt
is this some “clever” ploy to get vance to either come out and say trump isn’t too much of a deranged fucking psycho lunatic to serve, or that he is? what would either outcome accomplish?
if, by some incomprehensible batshit fuckery in the spacetime continuum (which, admittedly, we are in the middle of) vance agrees, who the fuck thinks having vance on your side is some kind of flex?