Gordon’s Oddysee

I had a basil plant I neglected like hell and barely managed to keep alive for ~2 years. By the end of its life after several rounds of barely surviving me forgetting to water it for a week or two, its stems had become woody. I don’t know if all mature basil stems harden or if that was a consequence of my plant abuse

For instance (no spoilers) unit groups are built-in to base management. No hotkeys or group micro management required. It happens automatically as a functional result of more obvious concerns.

as someone who struggles with unit groups in AoE (the only RTS I play, cuz I suck at it lol) this intrigues me

that actually sounds really fun

edit: it exists!

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hyena incels: both :(

i have lost mucho sleep over the fact that even holding my breath while using an air dryer doesn’t prevent poop gems being blasted into my pores 💀

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going, but apparently not enough to know how the fuck we got here to begin with…?

one of us
one of us

my girlfriend is a (fashion) model: 😀
my girlfriend is a (fashion) model: ☹️ (on top of being constantly stressed out about her livelihood being tied to her physical appearance, now AI image gen threatens her entire industry)

[disclaimer i do not actually have a gf. i’m a mentally ill lemmy nerd fuckin pray for me bros]