Bro forgot he wasn’t T-rex no more.
The video of the upper right pic is a favorite of mine. Capybara doesn’t give a fuck 😄🥰
Friend pelican!
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Bird is hungry, yo!
I am eating as a sparrow - one third of its bodyweight daily.
so does it shit one third of its body weight dailt too?
Nah, it processes most of it into fuel with which to fly in cool murmurations.
Until it spots a newly washed black car, of course.
I am pelican
I will see if you are food
By chomping your butt
but if i do it, it’s sexual harassment :(
Is this a white pelican?
Nope, it’s clearly blue.
Is this about the dress? 😸
Like, White Pelican, not white pelican… I ask because it doesn’t have the dark wing feathers, and I’ve never seen that. After searching, it might be a Great White Pelican not an American White Pelican.
… Though it’s definitle great, even if it’s not Great.
Bird is into fitness.
Fitness this whole animal in his mouth.
Drop this:
- Fitness whole animal in his mouth.
Bonus points for saying thang
*Fitness whole thang in yo mouth.
That way it sounds like the whole thing is spoken in the accent fitness was in.
Duly noted.
“fitness this” is actually hilarious
Birds also generally eat a significant amount.
Can confirm. My ducks are stomachs with legs.
Relative to their body weight
Hence all the shit.
So much shit
Fuckin government poop machines
