And now we’re wondering too

Neither Bartley nor Pique have a good explanation for why the popular petroleum jelly is so liberally spread about the area.

“Maybe lots of people here using Vaseline,” said Pique.

Bartley thinks it’s just “people with a lot of time on their hands to do something stupid.”

“Just wonder what kind of weirdos we got living in the neighbourhood,” he said.

Were… We’re you just holding onto this link for like years, waiting for just the right moment to share it?

'Cause if so, thank you.