• mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    I was at Kroger today. I bought two things: a six-pack of beer and a $50 assortment of explosives.

    The guy checking me out didn’t even make eye contact. It was such a mundane thing for him.

    I’m like… what a weird holiday.