Why the hell do we call it “coconut water” like it’s some holy, saint-blessed hydration straight from God’s urethra? It’s juice. It comes out of a fucking fruit. If it squirted out of an orange we wouldn’t sit there pretending it’s “orange water.” But no, slap “water” on the label. It’s not magical glacier piss. It’s coconut juice. Stop jerking off the branding like it’s some enlightened nectar for smug wellness cultists.

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      3 months ago

      squeezing is just pressure applied not in an instant, some can squeeze a coconut until it breaks, many even use machines to squeeze them

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        3 months ago

        First you break the coconut to get the water (pressing it slowly if you want, some people make a hole), next, also if you want, you can squeeze the pulp to get some oil.

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          3 months ago

          since we live in a corporate world people will most likely chase profit and try to extract oil, thus finally coming to squeezing thus my point still stands