Australians think of ourselves as laid-back larrikins, but the major parties have made it nigh impossible for an Australian equivalent to Count Binface to emerge. That’s despite a long history in Australia of joke parties, like the Sun Ripened Warm Tomatoes Party, the Surprise Party and the Deadly Serious Party.


Gentlemen, this is Democracy manifest. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
Ah, I see you know your Judo well!