• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    This is my fault. I typed up Fatboy’s medical record and I made a mistake…

    It should say 48% body fat, not 4.8…and I was being generous at that 48%.
    That, ahem, ‘body’ is actually made up of 70% fat, 80% bullshit, and 50% rotting syphilis.
    Which is mathematically impossible, but we ran the results quite a few times and the percentages never changed or wavered. The orange child rapist is just so full of shit it can change the laws of nature!!!