Let me guess, he’s going to do the assessments personally, by cupping the balls of only the most manly of soldiers, because he can judge the amount of testosterone by the weight.
RFK, Jr showed them how to do it, he’s been doing it all his life, and they all had a hilarious night in the Oval Office, practicing on each other. Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller had the tiniest balls, and cried about it. It was hilarious.
Let me guess, he’s going to do the assessments personally, by cupping the balls of only the most manly of soldiers, because he can judge the amount of testosterone by the weight.
RFK, Jr showed them how to do it, he’s been doing it all his life, and they all had a hilarious night in the Oval Office, practicing on each other. Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller had the tiniest balls, and cried about it. It was hilarious.
Good times, good times…
Testicle phrenology?
I didn’t need to think of either calipers or high-ranking officials’ smallest insecurities today, but here we are.
But how will we know it’s thier smallest insecurity unless we measure…
Normally I’m a “show me the evidence” gal, but I’m willing to leave it at speculation in this case. I think I’ve seen enough, nevermind measuring.
I have to agree.