I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

  • EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml
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    16 days ago

    Mustard and hot sauce are all that matter.

    Mayo and ranch are fatty white bread lame

    If I’m gonna go there actual real whip cream is far fuxking superior to disgusting miracle whip

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        16 days ago

        I don’t mix per se but I’ll put mustard on one slice and hot sauce on the other. They mix in my belly!!

        Super yum 😋

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      16 days ago

      What sort of highlights creation did you make when you substituted whipped cream, you know, dairy and air for miracle web? Fats, solids, lipids, all that whole weird craziness?

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        16 days ago

        Hydrogenated oils and hf corn syrup, nfw.

        Give me the real.

        Let the lemmings have their miracle whip, ranch, mayo and margarine.