…and so it was that Karen did flip the table, for she was tired of the terrible service. The people around her in the “Chilli’s” all turned their heads in a singular motion towards her. Several loud ‘cracks’ could be heard; for they hadn’t turned their heads in years. Their necks were for up and down…for music and phone; not the unexpected actions of a woman scorned by “Chilli’s”.
She demanded a blooming onion, not the unkindly service of those who care only for money and time off to spend it.
Book of Karen: verse 1 chapter 0
…and so it was that Karen did flip the table, for she was tired of the terrible service. The people around her in the “Chilli’s” all turned their heads in a singular motion towards her. Several loud ‘cracks’ could be heard; for they hadn’t turned their heads in years. Their necks were for up and down…for music and phone; not the unexpected actions of a woman scorned by “Chilli’s”.
She demanded a blooming onion, not the unkindly service of those who care only for money and time off to spend it.
Chapter 0, Verse 1 starts in medias res? that’s some fucking Karen shit right there alright.
I’d buy your gospel
Oh hey, it’s Fatty Chardonnay!