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A wizard arrives exactly when he means to

Been doing this for most of my life, already.

I told you that story so I could tell you this one…

Reading the Malazan Books

Five books in you’re back where you began.

The Norm MacDonald method

My better 3/4 likes to ask me for info on random stuff. I like to ask if they want short or long answer.

Did my mother figure out what memes are and make this?

Yes thank you - I have a second grader.

Well well well how the turntables

My friend regularly says then does just that

That is one of my most used phrases. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve started telling someone something simple, 10 random side conversations later, maybe I’ll remember to get to the point. It’s there that I hit them with “short story long” and then finally wrap it up…

Voice notes were a mistake.