i know one of my neighbors very well because he’s a dipshit who can’t keep to himself and calls the cops on people frequently and makes passive aggressive comments everytime you see him.

I also get to hear him fight with his daughter and his wife, which explains why he’s always outside his house and never inside it. His wife is also a psycho who attacked me once when I was putting out the garbage.

I don’t know any of my other neighbors, because they are decent folk that leave me alone.