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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 13 days ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 13 days ago
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    13 days ago

    closed as duplicate

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Delete system32

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    13 days ago

    Open one of your Microsoft Outlooks.

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      No, not that one

      • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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        No, not that one either.

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          I know, I’ll try opening this one.

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            Hold my hat, would you? There’s a good fellow.

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    Is the middle hoop for holding the fleshlight?

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      Looks like the ejector switch. Imagine trying to scratch your balls mid-mission and immediately shooting out of the plane pulling break-your-fucking-spine Gs.

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        Better than ripping your arms off cause they’re sticking out, it’s put there to make you tuck your shoulders in but pilots who’ve ejected do have measurable spinal compression.

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    Just call customer support. They even supplied you a QR code. What’s your problem?

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    Simultaneously press the “launch sidewinder” button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run “sfcscan /now” and kindly report back to me about the same.

    post marked as solved

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    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

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    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    Use the Emergency Override as mentioned in the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II User Manual, should be one in the glovebox under the pistol, or in the F35B under the seat, then aim towards military controlled open test land, turn down the cow pie, hit the engine switch, and eject. If no NATO controlled land is nearby then aim for something really hard or try to coast by until you find some.

    The plane is gone but its data will live forever.

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    Immediately made me think of this https://youtube.com/shorts/quPd1_oveks

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    Blue Screen of Defence War

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    just wing it

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    they do use linux LynxOS-178

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    Pull that yellow and black thing. You can be sure the problem will not happen again.

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    Land it in Tehran, they have technicians there who can help.

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