• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    He’s passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn’t nailed him to the hospital bed he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!

    • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Well, we’d better replace it, then.

      Sorry squire, I’ve had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we’re right out of Senators.

      I got a slug turtle?