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ChaoAmber@feddit.uk to me_irl@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

Me_irl

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ChaoAmber@feddit.uk to me_irl@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Aisle 6, next to the drywall hammers.

    • bridgeburner@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Why would drywall hammers even be a thing, isn’t drywall this super weak material even literal babies can punch through? Lol

      • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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        10 hours ago

        You need a special hammer to avoid shattering it.

  • griselbrandalf@reddthat.com
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    16 hours ago

    Hey, shooters gonna shoot their shots

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    16 hours ago

    Wait… I thought Home Depot was out of husbands due to high tariffs.

    • wopalopa@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      mail in husband

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        ICE took those. 😬

  • tetris11@feddit.uk
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    16 hours ago

    Just a bunch of guys hanging around the plywood. One of the guys drops a pencil from his ear, mumbles “whoopsiedaisy” and catches it on the first bounce.

    “That one” she points.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      11 hours ago

      Husbands are fish in tanks at the Asian grocery store.

  • proudblond@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    That HD employee has definitely used that line about 80 times already.

    • schnokobaer@feddit.org
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      16 hours ago

      As they should, if it’s not to the same person

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        11 hours ago

        You never know, it might work the 81st time.

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