• socsa@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    I feel like most people who are even reasonably flexible could at least lick it.

    No, I will not elaborate.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      1 month ago

      I’ve had a couple of dreams about this. And in the dream I’m thinking hmm how did I not manage to do this before? Seems like something I would do somewhat more regularly. Then I wake up and I’m like oh, it’s because I can’t actually do that.

      • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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        1 month ago

        The awkward realization as your genitals are pointed at your face that you aren’t going to be able to make it. And you have to decide if you are going to keep trying or you are going to stop.

      • M137@lemmy.today
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        1 month ago

        It’s a pretty common dream, I think we’d all like to be able to do it. I’d suck the fuck out of my dick if I could.