Are you my grandma ?
Wait your shirt is made out of canvas? Isn’t that uncomfortable?
You never had a linen shirt?
I mean you can obviously make a canvas out of linen, but I don’t think linen is the same as canvas, right?
Real cryptids wear hawaiian shirts
Every time
Spaghetti is my preferred medium
Amateur hour over here. Take the bowl for yourself and eat over it. No waste
When in New Orleans, change shirt color to black, chips for beignets, and salsa for powdered sugar. The high number of tourists with dark clothes covered in powdered sugar is hilarious.
I was very careful about that, but my kids were not. Handprints everywhere
You completely missed the mark of lettuce shits and white pants, but have an upvote for effort 👍
I don’t get all those jokes, everyone on the internet seems to shit their pants for some veggies yet when i eat this stuff i am okay
Am i a superhero or does everyone forget to eat fibers during the week?
Maybe all that fiber you eat makes you immune to cyclospora.
I see, so i just happen to eat non-contaminated food
Avoiding iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms seems to be the key.
Considering i don’t live in the USA, i am quite safe huh
I wear my brown pants at Taco Bell now and so should you you fucking amateur.
Is that supposed to be the world’s chunkiest salsa?
It’s salsa bandera (also called pico de gallo).
Pico de gallo
So I guess the answer is yes.
OP likes a challenge (and/or texture)
That’s what they make teeth for. Chew chew chew your lettuce and veggies before you shit yourself…
I’ve seen chunkier
