Hey, maybe that ruthless capitalist puppet cares.

Maybe that’s his dry logic way to keep the pedos away from real children.

Maybe it’s not because … y’know, … how it looks on the face of it.

… Or maybe it’s all another “protect the children” ploy to terrorise us into giving more power to big baron daddy [corpo-]gov.

But naw… surely not all that sardonic satirical cynicism.

Maybe they care. … /s .