Well yeah, there’s only so much you can do to fix mental and personality issues. The things wrong with Elon cannot be fixed by money alone.
For us normal folks though? You just TRY to be unhappy while getting your dick sucked by a supermodel in your million dollar Ferrari parked in front of your mansion the size of a French palace. Physically impossible.
I disagree - I could easily be unhappy in that scenario and I think I’m pretty normal*. I get that normal is subjective, but I’m not like on medication, or in treatment for anything.
I think I would immediately be really insecure about having to buy sex and how the only reason people love me is my money and I’m incapable of intimacy from a genuine place. I think I would immediately feel shame at having purchased a Ferrari while not knowing anything about cars. I think I would feel guilty having a big house to live in all by myself, and probably would never buy it to begin with.
That isn’t to say I couldn’t make myself happy with money -I could give a fuckton of it away to worthy causes and basically feel good about myself immediately despite not really working very hard or personally accomplishing much. That feels like a cheat code to me. “Yeah, I didn’t lose twenty pounds this year like I wanted or write my novel despite having tons of free time, but I gave away a Billion Dollars to cancer research and another Billion to RAICES and another Billion to the ACLU and another Billion to the Trevor Project. So basically, I’m fucking awesome.” But even then, I think over like a decade or similar, the lack of personal involvement would eventually make me embarrassed.
I think that’s why hiring sycophants (or now building them from AI) is such a popular remedy for the obscenely wealthy. A chorus of voices to drown out your own insecurity about how you didn’t earn it, didn’t use to better yourself, didn’t find real happiness. And why reality checks drive these people nuts.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it’s comfier to cry in a Mercedes than a Lada
Even grok knew better than to burn tokens generating some friends in those pictures.
richest MAN in the world
Is being awfully generous to that sack of shit.
He is only 55! Thats a rough 55 for having all the money in the world. I don’t mean go get plastic surgery, but you would think he would be able to take better care of himself. Man, imagine what he would look like if he was never rich? For starters no hair.
M’twenties
The present muskrat is the “good looking, money muskrat”. Without the money he would look like a goblin, as his skinsuit tries to match his soul. “Taking better care of himself” could have only been fixing that soul of his.
I know other billionaires are super duper evil too, with fettid insides. I’m saying that’s just how much worse his is. The things he wants to do to humanity are top tier, once-every-few-generation horrors. They are so bad, other rich people, thiel not included, just can’t keep up.
Rumor has it he tries all the anti-aging experimental stuff, and of course that would take a toll.
Ironic.
I love watching the anti aging grift the billionaires spend their money on. You can’t fight age but you can age healithily. That requires a healthy diet, exercise and stretching which is the one thing they won’t try.
I heard jumping in a swimming pool with a toaster stops you from aging.
Too much water. Has to be a bathtub to really get the anti aging working. Also, need to make sure it’s not one of those woke GFCI plugs.
Has to be plugged in though
I’m 99.9% sure you are right on this. Just to be sure, would anyone mind giving me a few billion dollars for a Brewster’s Millions type of experiment?
If you read her post with a female evil laughter after the read, it all makes sense.
Now jam a crap in it, you puke! slap
I’d almost feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a massive piece of shit.
hes really happy birthdaying himself.
Wow. That’s sad.
Looks like a giant anal intruder special edition rocket.
The cringe that keeps on giving 🥰
That cringe is what probably why Epstein and Company didn’t want Elon Musky on the island, no matter how bad Elon Musky wanted join.
can’t make fun of him like trump, just slightly too self-aware.
might be the most tragicomic piece of lore ever that
The world’s richest loser. Such a sad man.
Is there a particular reason to think this is not really his mother? Or is the joke to simply assume that?
One time Elon posted about how he can’t be out of touch because his grandmother was poor, and his “mom” immediately replied and agreed with him, but it sounded like she was confusing his dad’s mom with her own mom, so everybody assumes Elon was posting as her and fucked it up.
Flip a coin. She looks evil enough to love Elon.
She looks like the fucking joker.
Ngl fam. She looks like she’s about to skin 101 dalmatian puppies to make her coat.
Not too far from the truth, except she wouldn’t do that herself of course.
Nah, just some indigenous workers who are under their emerald quota for the day. Dalmatians are so blasé.
Oh god. She has major “mom from futurama” vibes
is she his MOM?
She looks evil enough to skin a toddler alive because she needs a dinner napkin
Hide yo kids. Hide yo dalmations.
temu cruella deville south african version. she cant match Glenn close’s cruella.
Yeah. Yeah I’d go there though.
I’d kill her after, but I would.
Yes, i wondered the same. I don’t want to assume this is correct just because it fits into my worldview.
I did a bit of digging. This post is bullshit. There are multiple photos from the event and the cake around. And the account, as far as is can tell, is run by his mother.
The left and the right are NOT the same. Only one of them works at least in the general direction of a future that can work, for everyone.
But the level of lies, propaganda, deception, gaslighting absolutely is. Every single time I read something implausible, like this, and dig deeper, it turns out to be complete and utter BS, like some left mirror version of Trump. ALL of it.
Again, the lies are on the same level, not the policies.
This photo shows the exact opposite: A heartfelt congratulations post from a mother, a wonderful cake. Note how they decided to lie about this, even though they could easily have talked about the family relation that is NOT intact, his daughter. But no, they don’t want to talk about his daughter and how he treats her. They want to smear the mother-son relationship with lies.
And I would also point out that criminals who have not yet been convicted by a court (and never may be in this case, different problem) have the same right to a great birthday party with loving family as everybody else.
have the same right to a great birthday party with loving family as everybody else.
Of course they have the “right”. That doesn’t mean anyone has to support it.
But, yes, there are plenty of true reasons to hate and mock this asshole without making shit up.
Aye. Poor critical thinking is a human trait, not a partisan one.
Plenty of real stuff we can still hate him for though: the video game cheating, transphobia, epstein stuff, transphobia, doge, list goes on
He’s well known for having alt accounts so he can stroke his own ego
Nah, this just means that Elon can’t buy happiness with money
