xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard
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Anyone who is caught counting ‘three … two … one … zero … GO!’ will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/
I had a roommate leave early once before the end of the month, and on Wednseday they said I’m leaving next Friday. They left a couple days later on Friday.