By Katie Bo Lillis, Zachary Cohen, CNN (CNN) — The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas. “We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,” an officer in US Central Command’s
Lol, feel like this belongs in “non-credible defense”
Provide them British food?
Air-Drop horse condoms, to create penile insecurity in the population?
Bombard them with mp3 players loaded with ai/auto tuner music?
Open a McDonalds chain?
Get Trump’s guy to fix their swimming pools?
Fund their GOP party?
Send evangelical christians to proselytize?
Provide all you can eat Ivermectin buffetts?
Cancel all Tuesdays to improve Trump’s negotiating position?
Send Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashnerbanerpal and Gilgamesh to kick ass? The Punisher? Judge Dread? Steven Seigal?
Meme Coin Market bizarres?
DNA replacement therapy virus to turn camels into alpacas? Or consumer rebates for Cybertrucks?
Shitzus?
Expose them to as much american cable news media as possible
Airdrop s billion copies of art of the deal
Pull out and focus on doing your job running a global hegemony
oh wait that last one is too credible