Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra 🫩

    • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Me and my roommate in Iraq were in our 1st Seargents office getting chewed out when I farted and stopped him from speaking to glare at me. Then my roommate farted and it was baaaaad. He started speaking in tongues for a bit before relearning English and told us both to get the fuck out. That’s probably the closest I’ve come to dying for a fart.