This is the kind of issue where I, a middle-aged white-collar white male, get to shine by forcing the inspectors to check out my dick over and over and over.
“You gotta really grab it, don’t just look at it like a lemon. Doesn’t matter that this is my third trip today, this is a national security issue and you are obligated to keep us safe. That’s your job. Now, give it a tug, make sure it doesn’t pop off like a toupee! You need to get in there like a good handshake, make sure it’s the genuine article. I’ll be stopping back by on my way out, you can’t be too safe these days.”
This is the kind of issue where I, a middle-aged white-collar white male, get to shine by forcing the inspectors to check out my dick over and over and over.
Sir, do you need any cosmetic enhancements to make their lives more interesting?
Perhaps some shocking terrible perfume, or a fake dick piercing that makes them gag just looking at it?
“You gotta really grab it, don’t just look at it like a lemon. Doesn’t matter that this is my third trip today, this is a national security issue and you are obligated to keep us safe. That’s your job. Now, give it a tug, make sure it doesn’t pop off like a toupee! You need to get in there like a good handshake, make sure it’s the genuine article. I’ll be stopping back by on my way out, you can’t be too safe these days.”