Prepare for warp peed!
You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
Mobile gaming chair
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
Easy solution: never flush
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
That IS a real shit post.
That’s just a prolapse waiting to happen.
Welcome to Costco I love you
Are you losing or constipated?
Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.
It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
It’s really kind of shitty.
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
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