I’d drown all the other dumb fucks.
“John killed himself and it is, like, such boosting his ratings, like I did NOT anticipate that; I’m going to have to make up like my own gimmick so he doesn’t upstage me; he made this competition, like, ten times harder, but I WILL be Mrs Love island (I don’t know I don’t watch the show)”
“Like…I don’t even know what’s so special about that; I feel like I could’ve done that, but now the spotlight is all on him; how do you even beat that? Well I’m not letting him steal this competition, Mr Love island will be my victory”
You’d be cut out of the show. Who?
Sure but I can’t be removed from the memories of the participants
I’d be concerned about their ability to empathize.
Most people do not empathise. They mirror: “Could that be me?”
Okay that’s admittedly fair




