They tricked us into taking all the blame for climate change, so we’re busting our ass off to reduce and they don’t even pretend to care. In truth we could do more for the environment with guillotines than paper straws

Oh totally. billionaires carbon footprint is many orders of magnitude larger than multiple lifetimes and generations of us normies. Abolish billionaires. Redistribute that wealth. The environmental future we want - NOW.

Metal straws are nice

Be the change you want to see in the world.

throws a Molotov at the next flying cruiser

While this scum is allowed allocate all of the world’s resources; every drop of water you conserve goes to their data centers and pleasure fleets.

There is no conservation until they’re gone. It simply cannot be done.

I gotta be honest, I would personally insert a straw into the nose of every baby seal on earth for a flying cruise ship.

i guess that means since billionaires fly on planes everyone else is free to: /s