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im_just_a_gerbil@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

i see that you know judo well

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i see that you know judo well

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im_just_a_gerbil@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    THIS

    IS DEMOCRACY

    MANIFEST

    • khannie@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!

      • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works
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        8 days ago

        And you, sir, are you ready to receive my

        L I M P

        P E N I S?

        • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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          He was limp to show that he was being oppressed!

  • Janx@piefed.social
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    8 days ago

    Are they waiting to receive his limp penis?

  • Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    But he did eat a meal, a succulent Chinese meal

    • Nastybutler@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      He tried to, until the fuzz busted in

      • betahack@lemmy.world
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        8 days ago

        and grabbed his penis

  • Zozano@aussie.zone
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    7 days ago

    You wanna know who is on record for hosting a birthday party celebration for Hitler?

    spoiler

    Same guy idiot.

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    ✋

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Am I supposed to know who that is? I do not.

    • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      Jack Karlson, notorious Aussie conman who delivered one of the greatest arrest speeches of all time.

      Jack Karlson Arrest Video

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        That clip only shows part of the true magnificence, try this one:

        https://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w

        • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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          7 days ago

          The best part at 1:01

      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        7 days ago

        Lol thank you for enlightening me

  • TimeNaan@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Also big proponent of democracy.

  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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    Watched a video about the guys life a while ago… dude had a wild ride.

  • muxika@piefed.muxika.org
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    Is it just me, or does this pic get you in the mood for Chinese food? I’m being deadly serious.

    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works
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      Not just you, I could sure go for a succulent Chinese mean right about now

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