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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

it's literally zero

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it's literally zero

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    I’ve definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      That’s a real Chad move

      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        What’s not to love?

        Girls? Good Dick? Good

  • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
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    Trans women supremacy. Since our dicks are clearly bigger we are allowed to say that his dick is small.

  • MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world
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    Wow, OP, your post history is just…something special. This one in particular.

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      My shitpost posts/comments are fun troll time. My ask posts/comments are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics. My showerthoughts posts/comments are somewhere in between. I speak pretty differently in each community im active in. If you’re interacting with me in shitpost, very rarely am I being genuine. If you interact with me in ask, very rarely am I being disingenuous. I try to speak/post within the context of the community I’m in.

      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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        “It was just a joke, bro! It was just a joke! If you’re offended, it’s a joke, otherwise I was being sincere.”

  • Lucie (she/her)@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Mine isn’t

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Scary

      • athatet@lemmy.zip
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        It’s really not that scary.

        • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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          False

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            Apologies. I didn’t realize that you were afraid of being aroused.

            • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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              By what

              • athatet@lemmy.zip
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                By what? What the fuck are we talking about my guy? You made the post. You tell me.

                Spoiler alert: it’s girl dicks.

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                  I’m not aroused by or attracted to dicks on any organism.

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Gock scares you?

        • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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          Yes

          • Kertyna@feddit.nl
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            I recommend exposure therapy.

            • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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              Tell that to a lesbian, see how it goes

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                Theres a difference between someone being lesbian and pussysexual. Also trans-lesbuans exist too.

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                  I thought lesbian was a person born with a pussy only being attracted to other people only born with a pussy and what you’re talking about is a pansexual or sapphic person? At least, that’s what they taught me in college lol(more than 10 years ago now in freshman year). I do choose to troll when I’m posting/commenting in this community but I’m earnestly confused. If you’re just gonna tell me to read more or know better, recommend some specific literature or media so I can do that, please.

              • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Some lesbians love gock

              • NessaSola@eviltoast.org
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                She wasn’t scared

                • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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                  Oops I mixed up the aroused comment with the scared comment.

  • kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You’d be surprised what some girls pack

  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Skill issue?

  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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    I may not have a large dick, but I’m technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women

    • Xabbit🐰@lemmy.zip
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      look at that spin

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      oh my folly he is smoovin in 3 dimintions

  • Xabbit🐰@lemmy.zip
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    Well, not in every case :)

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Clits can be over 10cm.

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly

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