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“LEAVE SABRINA ALONE!”
-Chris Crocker, probably
wonder if you can use eDNA from a seat to figure out everyone who farted on it lately
That naming thing with a lower case “e” is so Naughties. That’s as out as “i.”
E. coli DNA?
environmental DNA.
Electronic DNA.
I am trying to come up with a reason to mic a seat… none of them are good.
You don’t want to discover you wanted to layer the queef track AFTER the artist has left the studio.
sigh
Ok, I’ll get Afroman on the phone.
Also, I hate you.

I want this to be a thing that happened
No shame in that I’d sniff her farts too.

Yes shame.

Username checks out
throws holy water at you no.
Joke’s on you, holy water fart bubbles are my kink
Goddamnit.




