ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month agoIt's the hard-knock lifelemmy.worldimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI’d like to apply. Where do I find one of those monsters? Is there an app?
minus-squareapplebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agono you just pick one using your own eldritch methods and show up in their house. theyll probably offer you a yummy snack at least, and if they let you sleep there theyre yours.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI’m not very good at that eldritch stuff.
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAsk the old witch woman down on Baker St to help.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI can cut your balls off and make you poop in sand! deal!!
I’d like to apply. Where do I find one of those monsters? Is there an app?
no you just pick one using your own eldritch methods and show up in their house. theyll probably offer you a yummy snack at least, and if they let you sleep there theyre yours.
I’m not very good at that eldritch stuff.
Ask the old witch woman down on Baker St to help.
I can cut your balls off and make you poop in sand! deal!!