Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.
speed maybe. but acceleration too?
what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?
If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.
My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.
WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS
Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.
Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.
That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/
Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.
An untoppable comment?
You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
No no, I got it. It’s the untoppable part I don’t understand that’s all.
Like…poop? I get it. But obviously I’m the odd one out here if I’m getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷♂️
Yeah, like it can’t be consensually fucked in the ass, it’s untoppable. DoN’t WoRrY tHeY’lL wAiT
Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!
I feel like it wouldn’t be worse that getting into an accident and then… another accident.
Even just like… hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.
Always has been?
Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
Reminds me of that one old SNL skit “undercover office potty.”
Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!
This is the innovation that deserves VC funding
It doesn’t use any AI. Not sure the VCs will be interested.
Think of the enshittification-adjacent opportunities though!
There goes my excuse for speeding
the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?
Use a Pringles can like a normal person. Fun fact*: That’s why is called “going to the can” nowadays.
*May be nonfactual.
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That’s why you chuck it out the window and get a new one.
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wasn’t there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it
edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animationCame here for this. Yes that visionary, KP, came up with this 20 years ago.
Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.
