AI so shit it comes for my unemployment…
Set up a tent near the petting zoo and live there
Try find another job.
Take the AI’s job. I can spout misinformation to morons too
Hey some of us have made a whole career of this and we didn’t need ai to do it
You guys are getting paid?
This must be why c-suites and investors are gung-ho on AI. It speaks the same vapid language lacking any true understanding and meaning. It is the Adam they made in their image.
It will still take long until it would be able to take my job fully, but if it really were to. Charity work, cook (that might robots), museum, or actually go to uni and become a teacher ig lol

dad, is that you?
Weep. Try something closely related with some paid training. In a few years, get more money to fix all the crap that AI has done.
Boat mechanic
Smart thinking, since the only people with money will be living on boats anchored just outside Molotov range.
A trebuchet can launch a 90kg projectile over 300 meters
African or European projectile?

BORTLES!
“everything is brighter with a molotov cocktail” - i learned that today
I am smart, and I am always right.
Therefore AI cannot take my job.
I see you are vying for AI’s job. Speaking bullshit with confidence is always in demand. Just… normally in sales, not implementation.
Speaking bullshit with confidence
LOL
I’m going to become a live organ donor.
I’m fairly decent with mechanical work and I can work trades too.
But I won’t be doing that; if AI takes my job, it’s taken the economy and it’ll be a dystopia. I’ll be farming my back yard wishing it was big enough to sustain my family and knowing it’s not.
Too late. Didn’t have time to prep backup plan, clients all went AI. Now I’m job hunting like a 15 years old trying to figure out what I can do with my skills now that everyone thinks they can be great at anything using Large lying models.
What did you do that all your clients went to AI?
My service cost money and chatgpt was free. They all took the person that was interfacing with the multiple linguists and put that person in charge of asking the translations to chatgpt.
They lost in quality, quality control, cultural fitness of the message, creativity. But none of them cared and they just started pasting texts into chatgpt.
It’s not just me either. Projects are multilingual so there can be dozens of translators working on a given project. We all tried to reason and explain why that was stupid as hell.
But money saved is money so they did it anyway.
Initially I tried looking for new clients but the once buzzing world of translation was a ghost town, no one was asking for translation services anymore.
Some people don’t do AI for money, there’s a subgroup that thinks they are helping by doing the prep work with AI so we can deliver to them faster . That’s easier to work with because they usually understand when we explain why it doesn’t help at all.
job sites essentially made it very hard to find many jobs, i think because AI is being used in resume and screening by employers, its not getting any better. before that they were already doing something similar to AI to screen people out, AI just have more false positive, or if they made sure the AI would have denials.
Honestly, just wait. This happened to a lot of us in 2002 and 2008. It sucks, but they’ll learn they can’t do everything with AI and they’ll SLOWLY hire people back. But it will take time.
Prison guard, street musician, postperson, caregiver
Watch the internet break. Good luck talking to your cloud hosted AI agent when your internet is offline.
A magical rainbow tree root wrangler?












