Imagine telling people about it. “My bro and I got our hands on some of those visibly bunk Trump pressies, I literally shit myself for over an hour man. You gotta try them. The come-up feels just like covid”
“This one’ll make you feel powerful bro! Powerful enough to shit your pants in front of people and not give a fuck! You’ll want your documents printed by some blonde ho, homie! McDonald’s never tasted so good! And bruh, your golf game…it’ll be like cheating with golden clubs.”
Rule of thumb: don’t put anything Trump-related into your body
Not even a joke. Who the hell hands you a DJT candy? Does anyone think that person wants you, a drug enjoyer to have a fun time?
It must be ironic to trip on something like that.
each time i hear him im already wondering, whether I’m tripping…
Imagine telling people about it. “My bro and I got our hands on some of those visibly bunk Trump pressies, I literally shit myself for over an hour man. You gotta try them. The come-up feels just like covid”
Honestly, it sounds like a good time to me.
“This one’ll make you feel powerful bro! Powerful enough to shit your pants in front of people and not give a fuck! You’ll want your documents printed by some blonde ho, homie! McDonald’s never tasted so good! And bruh, your golf game…it’ll be like cheating with golden clubs.”