The US president posted a message on his Truth Social platform suggesting that the Strait of Hormuz should have its name changed to the “Trump Strait”.
“Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be ‘hotter’ than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” the president posted.
If he actually controlled Pantsshitter Strait, he could have stopped the attacks. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/18/iran-war-strait-hormuz-ship-traffic-oil.html
you raise a good point; perhaps we should name it after him, call it Trump’s Bowel, to reflect the amount of control he has over it