• baines@lemmy.cafe
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    56 minutes ago

    that’s not even his name and he’s trolling you

    this post is rage bait

    can we keep this trash on facebook

  • T-Rex91@feddit.org
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    10 hours ago

    Then I prefer to have Gay Sex with Women because I want that my Kids have a great future and at the moment those Old people ruin it for all.

  • joranm1@lemmy.zip
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    10 hours ago

    If I’m getting things straight (pun intended), this guy is telling us thinking about someone else’s pleasure is gay.

    More gay people please!

  • DGen@piefed.zip
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    11 hours ago

    We’ve been to space. A satelitte left our planetary system. And now there is this Guy.

    This timeline is wild

  • Jarix@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    45 years sold.and I just learned that according to this, gay sex is my favourite. I feel like I’ve suddenly become man of culture

    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      of course not.

      Whats more masculine than having another masculine mans lips around your cock, working in up and down in just the most masculine satisifying way before injecting your bro with a big testosterone fueled injection of manliness.

      • BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world
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        13 hours ago

        Aaaand aaaand a nice payload of minerals and protein. Strokes hair “Shhhh, Shhhh, you did a good, bro. Enjoy your post workout shake that’s definitely not gay.”

    • HostilePasta@lemmy.ml
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      11 hours ago

      Please stop with the “they’re not serious” talk. They are serious, and they’re destroying my country.

    • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works
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      12 hours ago

      They’re dead serious, they even hit their wives and girlfriends. It’s really insane but that’s why trump won, tons of people really think men abusing women is just the way it’s supposed to be.

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    If this is real, he’s obviously some kind of deranged lunatic, and it’s kind of sad, but also kind of funny.

    He should be our next President

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    14 hours ago

    Dear boys,

    Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.

    Being mad. That’s the straightest you can be.

    Even gay means happy.

    Don’t be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).

    Checkmate, atheists.

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    15 hours ago

    I’m sorry but none of this is real. There’s no way anyone can possibly be this stupid. We are clearly living in a massive simulation where the programmers are taking bets over how fucking surreal they can make right wing politics before it stops being viable. Clearly our entire existence is a political science experiment for an unfathomably advanced civilization. There’s no other explanation.