Trump wants to relabel New Mexico as New America days after changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Ameria
Donald Trump has already changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, and now he’s targeting a US state for a rebrand.
Trump is spending the holiday weekend dreaming up his next demand to relabel America’s geography. He posted a map on Truth Social Sunday afternoon of New Mexico, but the word Mexico was crossed out and replaced with America.
Relabeling the southwestern state on the U.S.-Mexico border as New America is reminiscent of an executive order he signed early in his second term, in which he changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
Time to post photos of Mar-A-Lago onto Truth social with it rebranded as the Barack Hussein Obama Civil Rights Museum and the ballroom he’s building rebranded as the American Memorial to Sexual Abuse survivors featuring the Epstein Victims Plaza and Trump Towers as the New York American Immmigration & Naturalization Center. Add a splash that says “Coming Soon!” to all 3… and post it mercilessly…
Fuck Donald Trump
That’s what we’ll rename Oklahoma when he’s gone.
Hearing this blast out of car speakers during the LA protests was a treat, and learning that a version was recorded with Macklemore was the cherry on top
People keep giving him the attention and outrage he’s after. And he loves scribbling his name of shit.
Of course he’s going to keep doing it
Yes, one thousand times this! I obviously don’t condone what he’s doing, but at the same time we should not give it any brain space. Release the Epstein files.
Geography isnt his strong suit. I can agree with changing one name. Washington District of Columbia. Could totally change that name.
That’s funny, being as Columbia means the United States. So quite literally Washington District of the United States, changes to what, Washington District of America, if we’re following the deranged name changing? I don’t know how I feel, is it less American or more?
We could name it like a stadium! Highest bidder puts there company logo on it. Open-faced corruption deserves a corporate sponsor.
He doesn’t have a strong suit. He only has weak suits. Even his actual suits are ill-fitting.
Everything is Aladeen
Your comment made me Aladeen
Is the the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
Someone made a joke about this when the Lake Ontario shit was happening. Now their joke is becoming reality.
Can we joke about deteriorating health of the orange man? Man would that be funny.
I mean, have you seen him? It’s deteriorating, it’s just gong slowly.
He can sign whatever he wants. It doesn’t do anything unless you’re the small few stuck inside US borders. In the real world, the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario obviously haven’t had their names changed. Executive orders from some random country mean fuck all.
Wait until he finds out about New York, New England, New Hampshire or even better, New Lebanon, Ohio or New Palestine, Indiana
little canada, minnesota.
Huge America, Minnesota!
There is clearly a vengeful god at work since at least 2015, and you are giving them ideas.
I’m writing this from the future, October 2028, from my desk on America St., America, in America County, capital of the state America, in the America-West region of America, to issue a warning…
Wait till he realizes there’s places called South and Central America.
Those will soon be changed to South and Central Mexico. Can’t besmirch the AmericaTM brand on shithole countries.
Well obviously, he’s supreme ruler of those too!
Seems like America is becoming the new Taco Bell.
Taco Supreme Ruler
Demolition Man was a prophecy!
Ring the TACO bell!
Honestly Taco Bell is one of America’s best institutions.
After the franchise wars… all restaurants are TacoBell.
AmericaBell and McAmerica?
What if he learns that America is named after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian who couldn’t ever have been a US citizen because he died over 250 years before the USA even existed.
Fake olds
He’ll rewrite history. Now it will be named after Tim America, the first American
What’s gas prices like?
Are you talking about America fuel?
America per gallon :(
I have an idea for a “funny” thing.
- Buy a domain called EverythingAmerica.whatever
- Run an instance of Open streetmap (or similar)
- Rename everything “America”.
- Giggle and barf
Aledeen St., Aladeen, in Aladeen County, Capital of the State Aladeen, in the Aladeen-West region of Aladeen.
“We got your test results back. You’re Aladeen.”
Is it still called Earth?
Actually no. We are now America-3 in the America System.
…in the “MAGA Way” Galaxy, about to merge with Androamerica to form the new America Galaxy, all part of the Laniamerica Supercluster…
(Spaceballs? Oh, shit, there goes the planet)
I dont know if I could roll my eyes any harder.
If only Trump’s head would roll.
I’m sure France has some tools available for rent. Just needs some rust remover.
I think the same thing every week and I dont think my eyes can take it anymore
Doubt Trump will pay for my eye doctor bills after all this.
They should throw in a class action lawsuit for that while hes being tried for crimes against humanity
“If your life was disrupted by the defendant’s blatant manipulation of the news cycle you may be eligible for compensation”
I find it slightly ironic that “America” is derived from Amerigo, as in Amerigo Vespucci, a in an Italian. As in, someone not from America. But then again, roughly 96% of us aren’t “from here”. Anti immigration perhaps, but not anti conquest somehow.
I personally wouldn’t mind if we renamed “America” to “Dollywood.”
Yo like wtf does this guy have against Mexico so much? Like, who hurt you?
They’re not white. That’s basically it.
Send grandpa to bed. Permanently.
For a nice long dirt nap.
Renaming bodies of water is incredibly stupid, but the names were arbitrary to begin with and probably not legally binding.
States have their own sovereignty, constitutions, and laws. You can’t overcome that with an executive order. You shouldn’t be able to overcome that with an act of Congress signed by the president.
Lake Ontario at least wasnt entirely arbitrary. It was named that way because of the first nations people’s who lived there and called it that.
Remind me, how many things have Americans allowed him to do that he “shouldn’t be able to do”?
Yeah, but that was under the constitution of the United States of America. They no longer exist. Now they’re the United States under Trump, by decree. Gotchaaaa!
And don’t bother answering. There’s another decree under way claiming you’re wong!!
Ontario canes from the Huron language meaning “Great Lake”. Actually 3 of the lake names basic ally translate to “Large/Great Lake”
He should be in a fecking straight jacket…
And strapped into a guillotine
That too…😅
One good thing will come from this. More Americans will learn that New Mexico is a U.S. state.
