Remove if inappropriate. I’m not member of any other fitting community. 🫣
Seems to be a hard working web developer, surely he can pay his rent
No doubt! I should be thankful!
Developing the web and catching bugs, sounds like they’re earning their keep
Threaten it to call immigration if it doesn’t pay up.
That’s… low. Even for me. xD
Spider notwithstanding, looks like you’ve made an excellent partial faraday cage for your WiFi 😂
Well, the wavelength of 5GHz is
56 cm. The smaller gaps between the bars on the individual “shelves” are 2.6 cm and the bigger gaps are 14 cm. While the smaller gaps could disrupt the waves, the bigger gaps, at which the antennas are pointed, do not.
What do you mean? It is already working hard to get rid of all the flies in there.
You sound more like a capitalist CEO. Are you going to take its healthcare away as well?
Wow, nice rack!!!
Thanks 🍈🍈
I actually did a little more in depth boasting here a month or two ago.
Indoctrinate the spider that it will catch many more bugs by using AI tools, and then let it pay.
I cannot be held responsible for when it eventually falls into spider AI psychosis.
Even more gain! Do you know what prozac does cost? Its family will need to pay the pharmacy bills if it doesn’t want their loved one ending up homeless.
impose rent?
but…
it’s already working for you, setting up traps for flies.
bloody capitalists… always short-sightedly, myopically, trying to maximise wealth extraction.
I love this thread
Me too. I have no earthly idea on how it “blew up” like this. 🤣🩷
She’s just trying to crawl the web!
I’m afraid of what she might scrape while crawling.
They’re already working hard ensuring your local network web is free from bugs.
True. I guess I can show it some leniency.
Similar to “bug” you can establish “spider” as a new computer term for things that infest a running system. Then you do conference talks, write books about it and keep all the earnings you get from doing that. The spider can’t sue you for a share of that if it doesn’t also pay you rent.
A spider is something you release into your system to catch bugs.
For a small fee of 1000$/h I will tell your company how.Yeah I’m with the other commenter on this one. Spiders are deployed against bugs. I will leave her alone to dwell.
But seriously though… WHERE IS SHE?! xD
Keeping the computer bugs at bay
True. Fully automated out of the box too! Like, no scripting, no broken config files, whathaveyou.
am i crazy or is there no spider in this photo??
No, you are not crazy. Spider web is all there is. - akunohana 2026
Its already a work in place of rent situation. I have tenants with similar contract in my kitchen window, my shower ceiling, the storage/work room window, and the one that doesn’t follow the rules in the front entrance arch who is likely to be evicted.
First, do you have access to a spider sized pen that it could use to sing a contract?
Hm… I have some ideas, but not ready to use pens: I’ll dip my smallest screws - M.2 securing screws - in ink and hand it over to them as a “house” warming gift?
You have already realized that deception will be key. Bravo. Make sure you photograph the spider close to the paragraph that says “I have read and understood this entire agreement.” This will be key to future enforcement actions.
