“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
I got bad news, you are out of paint and that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.
I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifty bucks for a fucked up duck!
“Guys… I think made a mistake.”
“Guys, I think I fucked up.”
I was trying to comply with OP’s request per language.
Oh. Missed that
“Some f*cking cab driver in New York.”
one hatched and already stole a bike.
He sh*t in my pants too!
You’re a real mean drunk, Superman.
“oh, don’t worry, it was dead before I started”
It’s the cobblestones.
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
You poor dear! Don’t you have a vase?
That’s a good one (lemmy didnt like it when it got posted though haha)
Nah, that’s just ice cream.
What, did you blow a seal?
I’m glad someone got it. Also, I always wondered what a penguin car looks like.
Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!
What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
“Dopey fucked a penguin Dopey fucked a penguin!”
