A tiny clay penis made by my best friend years ago.
It’s 100% the entire contents of the box I keep physical porn and sex toys in.
Nice try, CIA guy, how about you come on down and see it for yourself if you really must know.
I come across shit all the time that I’m like “what the fuck even is this? Why do I have this?” And it goes in a “what the fuck?” Box until I either figure it out or the heat death of the universe happens, whichever comes first.
As for actual stuff I know the use for, I have a light ball a friend gave me as a housewarming gift. It doesn’t work anymore, it doesn’t have buttons or any way to replace batteries, it was shake activated, but there’s nothing loose bumping around in it, and the weight is well distributed so it doesnt really feel like there’s anything in it, and transitioned through colors. It is flat on one side but otherwise a white ball about the size of a baseball, which would likely make people go “what the fuck? This a cat toy or smth?”
The few dozen communist books I have
I think people would be surprised if they didnt find those in my hoard
Depends on who was going through my stuff!
I think you mean we have, comrade.
I do share when I can, but usually I just send links to online resources and books as that’s typically easier for most people.
Hahah I’m just being dumb. No worries.
Yea I know it was a joke, haha. Just wanted to respond earnestly.
Fair enough haha. Any recommendations on the books?
Tons! Any specific area? How familiar are you with Marxism? I made a reading list but if you have any area you’d like to read about I can be more specific.
no idea.
I drew some pornographic stuff but the surprising part is how wholesome it is. I usually come off as jaded or cynical
Ball gag
The USB in the safe, it’ll give access to the password manager. The possibilities are endless after that I suppose and could continue to grow until such day.
I have a ton of unique 3d printed firearms. They are legal for me to make and own where I live, but I can’t legally sell them or give them away so they have just accumulated over the years haha
I’m the guy in the office people come to when they need something. Ibuprofen? Got it. Superglue? Got it. Change for the vending machine? Yup. I keep the change in an envelope I’ve labeled “petty cash”. Inside that envelope , I have a smaller envelope that I’ve labeled “mad money”. I have about $27 worth of Monopoly money in that one.
There is a shiny brass plaque with an inscription engraved, and it says “Prof. Dr… …” and my full name.
But that title is wrong. In truth I have never received any academic honors.
Now, in case it is not my close relatives who must go through my stuff, they might not know that it was just a little fun from my sister… :)
The riding crop and the little rock with two eyes painted on it.
Hmmm. Probably a (real) human spine (not my own).
Ed Sheeran’s?
He’d have to have one to begin with.
…was it ethically sourced, at least?
Hmmm. I actually don’t know. I hope so. It was from a chiropractor relative that passed. (Not his spine, but he had a human one for display purposes).
That’s like…99% probably stolen from some Indian graveyard then…lots of bones used by anatomists back in the day (1800-1950)came from graveyards in india.
Hmmm I’d have to check the dates, but most likely around the 50s or a bit after.
Wouldn’t check too hard if I were you, lol. Might get the attention of some folks…
Keepsake from a Mortal Kombat style fatality execution no doubt.
That sounds ethically sourced to me! Ain’t nothing more ethical than a brutal takedown, fatality style.
A butt plug with my keys in it.
