I literally LOLed when I read that.
This is the trump 2028 effect. Only the lowest quality candidates will throw in.
CSPAN is going to have to hire an interpreter so they can broadcast his speeches in English. Dude sounds like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn.
I’m just a simple hyper-chicken from Ox, I say Ox-ford
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But I say the world is full
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The world is
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The Wurld is just fulla
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Fulla goooooobers!You silly man Trump will be on the ballot for 2028. The constitution says he can’t but Trump will just run anyway.
I don’t think he’d win 2028 but I do think he’s going to just run anyway if he’s still alive or doesn’t get impeached and removed.
He’ll win because Elon fixed it so one vote for Trump counts as three.
Biggest goober in current politics will run if he thinks “the field only has goobers”.
Foghorn Leghorn? The Rhodes scholar that went to Oxford and now cosplays as a backwoods hick who somehow just wandered into DC?
Trying to trick geriatric boomers into thinking it’s 1963 when they enter the booth and see his name
I may not be that political, but I heard something bad happened to John Kennedy in '63. My pastor will tell me it’s the 2nd coming.
He’d make a fine Reverse Clinton.
If he runs, this clip will be the most viral clip of all time
John Oliver would have a field day.
74 years old…
Finally some new blood
I wish you would…
That dude is blinking his eyes a disturbing amount.
Anyone know morse code? I think he’s saying “Help I’m being controlled by an alien that’s living in my ass”. But it could also be “Timmy fell down a well”… i’m not sure at this point.
you could be onto something, like that parasite that eats the fishes tongue and becomes the fish tongue it’s controlling what he says and why his slurs his words
One day these stupid old fucks will do a very long blink and never open their eyes again.
who is calling “goobers”?! bro, look in the mirror, you’re the epitome of goober-ism
He’s running
“On my side of the aisle, if a bunch of goobers run, and I think they’re goobers and one of the goobers might win, and I think I could do a better job, I would consider running,” he said. “But right now, I’m running for re-election.”
They all just want to join late so they can say “I don’t want to run, but you don’t have a good option”.
There’s just gonna be 20 of them saying it at once. There’s too many different groups, the party won’t coalesce around one person after trump
They’ll rally around the most terrible person they can find.
As is tradition
