• BillCheddar@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    You know what far-right religious nuts DO NOT like to know?

    God has aborted more babies than every doctor ever born. He delights in the blood, as I understand it. Can’t get hard without it. And how is Mary going to catch a stray savior load if God can’t get his cross up?

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      3 days ago

      Dude why are some people here so weird? There are legitimate arguments that can be made even in the context of religion that definitely don’t step down to the same level of these right-wing nuts. Imagine you turn your argument pro-right. Don’t sound too dissimilar now huh?

      • Digit@lemmy.wtf
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        3 days ago

        You know what far-right religious nuts DO NOT like to know?

        That Paul was doing law and order.

        ^ Best answer to that.

        I may have gone for “How old Mary [(and Joseph)] was.”

        How old?

        I hear apocryphal sources confirm 12 and 80.

        Or what Kaneh Bosm (in the original language bible’s description of the ingredients of the holy anointing oil that makes one christ) is correctly translated as.

        What's Kaneh Bosm?

        Cannabis.

        Implying what?

        The return of Christ is the restoration of Cannabis.