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minus-squareTiral@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoAs an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.
minus-squareProfessorozone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoI don’t think you’re doing atheist correctly.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoNo evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though
minus-squarezbyte64@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoSo you’re saying it was Space Jesus?
minus-squareLeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-217 days agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
As an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.
I don’t think you’re doing atheist correctly.
No evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though
So you’re saying it was Space Jesus?
He was nailed on a % sign.
It was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.