Bar trivia or other kinds of trivia. It’s fun!
Touch their genitals!
millions or even billions of answer choices and you somehow chose the only incorrect one
With my mouth.
Laugh
At their genitals
Play games
With their genitals
Games
Drive down to a beach nearby and sit in the car with a bag of chips, watching people walk by with their Very Good Dogs. My wife and I love it.
Eat pancakes.
But not too many pancakes.
Why not?
Then you have eaten too much, and then it’s not fun any more.
At least get their permission first.
That’s a good one.
This has to be a euphemism for something sexual
What’s wrong with sharing a few good ol flapjacks with friends?
Usually Jack isn’t flappy for very long.
Heatedly debate with them from a place of bad faith about events and concepts that are not actionable and we have no control whatsoever about, getting extremely winded up and emotional during the entire process, speaking louder than what’s socially acceptable, using very cheap half baked arguments and ultimately appealing to made-up authority figures if they corner me, until they admit I’m right, even if just out of sheer exhaustion or sarcastic condescension.
Hey, I’ll take what I can get.
hbu?
Hi mom
Found my narcissistic spouse’s account!
I hope you mean ex-spouse. If not, good luck. <3
😔 I wish
Me? Dance dance revolution. It’s so much more fun with a partner, not exclusively but in part because you feel less dorky with someone else doing it with you. If I had more stamina hubs and I would play for hours.
I hear it’s very cathartic. Is it mostly for goofing around or do you get competitive?
Mostly for goofing around haha, it’s just fun to do. I can’t play nearly as well as I did when I was fifteen and a dude, so I’m pretty sure I’d die in any sort of competition.
Sounds great. Hope you get to do it again soon.
getting extremely winded
Gotta work on that cardio

My best mate and I love to play co-op games over Discord.
Is the anus a genital?
I LOVE buying my husband gifts. Especially small treats. :3
Can it still involve their genitals?
Avoid them.
I like it when they give me money
I like it when they give me money too! What kind of money is your favorite to receive? I like it when it’s in pixel format when they have a lot of 0s.
Fall asleep cuddling
How is this not at the top?
I really enjoy hiking, especially in the sort of places where you can explore and choose different routes … hiking is nice, because you’re getting exercise, fresh air, and you can talk to whoever you’re with, with enough time to have a proper in-depth conversation.
And when you’re out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by nature’s beauty, you can fuck them.













