Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
Fiberglass insulation, please!
Arbys
The Sun.
I shall eat the Sun.
A copy of Elder Scrolls VI.
is the thing tastey and nutritious or I can just eat it as a party trick? I guess im saying whats the end game with this ability?
As much gold flakes and small nuggets as I can eat. Technically safe to eat, then payday next time I need to use the toilet.
a bar of soap
The rich
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -

I would eat one bitcoin
That depends. If I eat “prosperity” with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?
You will have the most prosperous poop of all time. You, yourself, will remain normal.
I think the latter
The greed in everyones hearts
U gonna get fat
Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they’d taste if they were edible.
Edible candles do exist, they’re made of beeswax or tallow instead
They don’t taste great, but edible
A nickel
Human selfishness.






