Looks like a “modern American” restaurant that serves room temperature fries and beer

Kinda looks like a cheap nightclub…

Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??

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Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

It makes me think of Betelguese.

Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then…

Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!