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minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoHe’s right. We should try it. I would love to see what happens to 40 BMI at 4G. Just be sure to double bag him so his shit doesn’t leak. The crew doesn’t deserve that.
minus-squareDisasterTransport@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoCrew? Only dear leader deserves to be the first man to walk on the Sun.
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoAs funny as it would be to launch him into the sun, that’s not the best option. It would be WAY funnier for him to directly suffer the consequences of his demands. Imagine the headlines. “Trump Skips Health Checks For Space Travel, Dies On Liftoff”
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoYou think that’s good? Wait till you see 40 BMI at 0G and 80 years. Edit: all those skin flaps…
He’s right. We should try it.
I would love to see what happens to 40 BMI at 4G.
Just be sure to double bag him so his shit doesn’t leak. The crew doesn’t deserve that.
Crew? Only dear leader deserves to be the first man to walk on the Sun.
As funny as it would be to launch him into the sun, that’s not the best option.
It would be WAY funnier for him to directly suffer the consequences of his demands. Imagine the headlines.
“Trump Skips Health Checks For Space Travel, Dies On Liftoff”
You think that’s good? Wait till you see 40 BMI at 0G and 80 years.
Edit: all those skin flaps…