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I don’t have any that short.
I have lingerie that short but that’s it. Way too short for public.
Nobody would see it though?
Wait…
How many dicks do you have?
Just the one, why?
“I do not have any that short,” lightly implies possessing a plurality, as compared with, “I do not have one,” or “mine is not that short,” so the question seemed worthwhile.
I don’t have any skirts that short is what I meant.
Ah, yes. This was in fact intended as a humorous misinterpretation, as very few people possess a selection of dicks :p
I recall a Whang! video about a guy born with two dicks. It’s pretty crazy.
