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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Ups and downs

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Ups and downs

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    I’m on great terms with my wife and make my own fucking breakfast. These things may in fact be related.

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    21 hours ago

  • Forester@pawb.social
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    21 hours ago

    Toesty

  • Senal@programming.dev
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    1 day ago

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • Pirtatogna@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Nice toes, but granted, the so called “bread” itself looks absolutely disgusting.

    • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      It is now properly yeasted dough

  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Everyone is so fucking horny here lol

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      1 day ago

      It’s female feet, after all!

      • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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        1 day ago

        Female (optional)

        • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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          22 hours ago

          Rocker… Do you have a foot fetish, cuz scrolling through this feed.

          • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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            22 hours ago

            Happy to be recognised for something positive lmao

            • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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              15 hours ago

              Whelp if you’re ever in town…

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    Why the fuck is this stereotype where the woman is still primary responsible for breakfast a thing?

    Make your own, she is not your slave.

    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      User name checks out carry on

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      Stop assuming things. They could be making their own breakfast, and always have bread for toast, or a sandwich. They could also be female. Or it could be the relationship dynamic.

      As long as it is 2 grown adults, who are not in an abusive relationship… I don’t give a fuck, and neither should you.

    • PixTupy@lemmy.ml
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      1 day ago

      While I agree with you, from the picture it doesn’t look like the breakfast is made. Looks like he got his “bread” or whatever that is, that he was going to use for breakfast, squished.

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      1 day ago

      Partners can do this to each other, maybe he cooks for her some other time.

      I wouldn’t automatically assume she’s always a cook, and even then, it’s okay as long as it’s an amicable arrangement and not societal pressure.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        1 day ago

        They should switch it around at least for once. “Angry boyfriend stomps breakfast, find out more at 6 PM”

        • Allero@lemmy.today
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          1 day ago

          Not so many are into male feet tho

          • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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            1 day ago

            One of my best friends ironicaly is. I know, because I vetted him to make sure he does not do weird shit, came across certain posts, decided it’s not bad enough to not roleplay.

            He did weird shit anyway, got an ass-chewing for it, and we somehow became friends after anyway.

            • Allero@lemmy.today
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              1 day ago

              Lol

  • Winter_Oven@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    I am not seeing skeletor, bring him here

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    • null@lemmy.org
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      2 days ago

      Absolute degeneracy

  • _lilith@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    2 days ago

    mommy

  • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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    2 days ago

    GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I’ll stick to KDE

    • harsh3466@lemmy.ml
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      21 hours ago

      Uh, I think you just got Gnomed.

  • 13igTyme@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    People talking about how the foot or other things look fake.

    Umm who eats two pieces of plain bread for breakfast?

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      1 day ago

      And that’s not even talking about the type of „bread“ or calling it „bread“ in the first place

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn’t that far out-there.

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        1 day ago

        Sprinkle some cinnamon sugar on and pop it in the toaster oven for a couple minutes and now you’ve got cinnamon toast!

        … Feet cinnamon toast.

        – Frost

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      2 days ago

      In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything

      • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        Try one, genuinely the flavor and texture of the toast is different enough from the other bread that it’s actually quite good.

      • 13igTyme@piefed.social
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        2 days ago

        A duck made that Wikipedia page and you can’t convince me otherwise.

        • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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          2 days ago

          Quack- er, I mean, what would make you say that? I am definitely a human person. Completely featherless.

    • Napster153@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Obviously this is befote he added the toppings.

      Maybe their one of those people who even make their own loaves of bread.

  • cattywampas@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    That’s my secret, Cap. That’s my fetish.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box

  • etchinghillside@reddthat.com
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    2 days ago

    She got clean feet at least.

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